Life in Reverse
"I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension,
then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous, go to college
and get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a
kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you
spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central
heating, spa room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and finally
you finish life off as an orgasm. I rest my case."
~Author Unknown
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